[plt-scheme] OT: How do you trap a programmer in the shower?

One of my students told the first joke in class, and it made me think
that the genre presents lots of possibilities. Here are my first
attempts--critiques and additions welcome. Forgive the sexism in
pronoun choice--I'm not sure if I should alternate between male and
female pronouns or what, but him/her just isn't funny and making
everything plural adds group showering connotations that I really
don't want. :-)

Todd

How do you trap a Scheme programmer in the shower?
Hand him a bottle of shampoo.

How do you trap a Visual Basic programmer in the shower?
Hide the widget that opens the curtain.

How do you trap a BASIC programmer in the shower?
Use silicone to attach his Commodore-64 to the tile.

How do you trap an Assembly programmer in the shower?
Well, first he has to build the shower...

How do you trap a Java programmer in the shower?
Convince him there's an exitShower() method somewhere and laugh while
he pores through the documentation.

How do you trap a Python programmer in the shower?
Tell him Guido wants him to stay there.

How do you trap a C programmer in the shower?
Don't try. He'll overflow the tub and take control of your house.